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to crispix, verb.
Strapping a small, defensless animal (preferably a rodent) into a toy vehicle and chucking said vehicle down a flight of stairs.
My little brother crispixed his hamster, and it was twitching for three days!
Reaching a level of extreme drunkenness that causes you to perform silly actions.
Man last night I was so crispix that I walked all the way home from this club after only being there for a short time.
Crispix by Dia Vandy February 8, 2009

The Crispix Effect 

scientific research into this amazing phenomenon shows that whoever gets overly excited about crispix suffers greatly with their spelling for the next 5-10 minutes.
Aleksandr: I jsut ate a hoooooolleeeee mugfull of CRISPIX!
Cyndrid: Dude WHATS UP WITH YO SPELLING! Ah, it must be the crispix effect!

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights 

British way of saying chips
American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

Crispin Freeman

Crispin Freeman has a god-like voice that can only be compared to Shawn Connery.

crispin giles gilbert 

A boy that gets all the girls but is known as a shy and humble person. He is good at football while being at centre half and being 6ft.
There is Crispin Giles Gilbert he is very tall
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