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Cripps
To be absolutely useless with all forms of technology, if they touch anything it will go wrong or break.
Also commonly uses the words goat or muppet.
Also commonly uses the words goat or muppet.
person with cripps gene: the pc has stopped working!
normal person: let me look
person with cripps gene: what the??... how did you do that
normal person: I dont have the cripps gene
Cripps: that person drives like a goat.
normal person: let me look
person with cripps gene: what the??... how did you do that
normal person: I dont have the cripps gene
Cripps: that person drives like a goat.
Cripps by 01010101010101010 February 20, 2009
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Cripps • Cripps Girl • Cripps it • Crippsing • terry cripps • Brandon Cripps • Fletch cripps • Fletcher cripps • Go Cripps • JOE cripps
cripps
Probably a Crippled bitch with dementia and diagnosed with dumb cunt disorder. Has the brain of a pea and the humour of someone living in 2011. Prolly gonna get convicted for manslaughter if they become a nurse.
cripps by Scholarpoo May 9, 2020
Cripps
To be a complete and utter dobber. particularly when posting on an internet football forum. He likes to suck dick, particularly that of Scottish men named marc.
Cripps by bananananaman December 16, 2008
Cripps Girl
A rah girl but worse. This type of girl will exclusively be seen in Babble and Goose, Urban Outfitters, white linens, and Ralph Lauren. Her hobbies include telling you about her Gap Yah in South East Asia, playing Lax, and spending daddys money.
Cripps Girl by NOTTSSSSSSSSS October 6, 2025
Brandon Cripps
Full name for the swaggiest of the swaggy. A man who enjoys long walks on the beach and ducking at video games (Namely PubG). He tries very hard but never quite achieves the chicken dinner. He is often sighted with his notorious pal Mr. Nosleeves. But I can't state fully enough.. how bad he is at video games! Its bad. Like, bad.
Brandon Cripps by Steve Boshman December 27, 2018
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