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Crippsing 

To satisfy a woman sexually in a way that you probably shouldn't tell your mates about and then have her roll over once done and go to sleep. Then to tell your mates about it.
"She screamed like someone was murdering her then just rolled over and ignored me,...can you believe it!"

"You really shouldn't share stuff like that, you dillweed, now I'm going to have to tell everyone that your a loser who tells his mates stuff he should really not share. Let's name it Crippsing"
Crippsing by Titleist69 November 13, 2009
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crapping around 

Hanging out where there is the greatest concentration of great deals and values.
We were just crapping around at the Piggly Wiggly and found soup 3 for a dollar!
crapping around by daveburdick December 22, 2007

crapping you negative

Meaning "I'm not kidding." An equivalent of "I shit you not."

Said by the character Glen (played by actor Sam McMurray) in the Coen Brothers' movie "Raising Arizon"
Person 1: Did you hear that Brad and Jen broke up?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: I'm crapping you negative.

crippling depression 

Severe depression that takes over your whole life making unbearable to carry out basic daily tasks.
Mom- "Can you take the trash out?"
You- "I can't, I have crippling depression."

i have crippling depression 

a line said by the famous youtuber Idubbbz
(jumps on wheelchair) I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!

Sky Chipping 

A defecation game. Each player climbs to the top of a bathroom stall, as high as they can go. Aiming carefully, try to get your crap to land in the toilet below. Hitting the rim is 1 point, getting the shit in the toilet is 2 points, and if the toilet water splashes back up and hits you, you get 10 points. If you like this, try Shit Hockey
We couldn't decide who would be the leader, so we had a sky chipping competition.
Sky Chipping by The Herb and Company September 24, 2004

Crimping 

A form of scat singing usually performed as a duo. First invented and developed by Vince Noir and Howard Moon. Often Characterized by lines of interconnecting verse usually referencing abstract imagery, concepts and characters.
He is crimping on stage right now.
At tea she showed everyone how well she could crimp.

The Soup Song

Soup, soup,
A tasty, soup, super spicy,
Carrot and coriander,
Chilli chowder,
Crouton, crouton, crunchy friends in a liquid broth,
I am gazpacho, oh,
I am a summer soup, mmm,
Miso, Miso, fighting in the dojo, Miso, Miso,
Oriental prince in the land of soup!
Crimping by Dan Harding January 6, 2009
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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