crinkleage

Both the action and sound that occurs when you annoy others eating a Lays chip bag. (Sponsored by Lays)

The sound of crinkleage turns me on.

crinkleage by crinkleage May 19, 2018

Crinklegate 2020 

The crinkling of the first page of textbooks by depressed factory workers who are upset with their wages and the textbooks they make.

Notice how the first page of your textbook has a crinkle in it? That’s proof of Crinklegate 2020

Crinklegate 2020 by Jerry Hanks March 11, 2021

Crinkletoes

Someone with crippled toes or just mank feet.
AKA Club foot

All hail the mighty clubfoot in their war against the army of crab hands!

Crinkletoes by CassieCooper September 11, 2005

crippleage 

the horrible feeling you get in your head when you wake up after a heavy night and then try and stand up.

Owain Wakes up
Owain tries to sit up
'Ahhh Cripppleage

crippleage by righ July 19, 2003

Cronkledge 

Cronkledge- The crusty parts in a fried Vagina Cake

Daughter:How do I remove my Cronkledge
Mom:Get the boyfriend

Cronkledge by Freaky Fish September 19, 2016

Crinkleneck trout

Crinkleneck trout is a colloquial term for cylindrical shaped feces.

Oops! I totally forgot to flush that crinkleneck trout. lol. You're welcome.

Crinkleneck trout by Lunch Meat September 19, 2018