high off of marijuana. being clapped is being high, so when you are in this state, usually when you are particularly high, you are clippety clapped.
you may also hear people say "blippety blapped" or "blippety blapped off the blea" or "blippety blapped off the bean"

"bro, could u even believe how shmacked we were last nite"
"yo this is a truth bro, we were clippety clapped of the blea"

clippety clapped by vape_lord_123 February 28, 2018

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crippletown

The immediate aftermath of a vicious beat down.

Don't make me take you down to crippletown.

crippletown by mindfreak11 February 4, 2010

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chippety chip

the annoying habit of females (particularly wives and long-term girlfriends) to talk relentlessly at you without any purpose, direction or joke. much like the continuous and never-ceasing noise of a chainsaw cutting through a tree, or a woodpecker pecking away at some bark.

1. i was trying to watch the fulham game and all she did was chippety chip for the whole 90 minutes

2. 'so i was looking at these 50 different places to get my weekly facial....'
"oh woman stop with that chippety chip, im getting ear-ache"

chippety chip by barnes boyz July 14, 2009

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cripplydick

A specific kind of shit faced bastard who likes to fuck with everthing that you think is cool.

Shane is a cripplydick, im gunna huck rocks at him.

cripplydick by cockpushups May 24, 2006

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