crippelty

The status of an injured/imparied individual (a cripple).

The limping lunatic was proud of his ultimate crippelty.

by Eric from NY April 3, 2008

cripplt

noun: someone who has no physical, or psychological handicap...other than the fact that they are complete idiots.

I waited for 10 minutes for this cripplt guy at the self check-out line...he only had 6 items! 10 minutes?!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

Crippletastic

A combination of the word cripple and fantastic used to describe great things that cripples do.

Wow, that wheelchair wheelie was crippletastic

by Elliott Solomon August 2, 2003

clippety clapped

high off of marijuana. being clapped is being high, so when you are in this state, usually when you are particularly high, you are clippety clapped.
you may also hear people say "blippety blapped" or "blippety blapped off the blea" or "blippety blapped off the bean"

"bro, could u even believe how shmacked we were last nite"
"yo this is a truth bro, we were clippety clapped of the blea"

by vape_lord_123 February 28, 2018

crippletown

The immediate aftermath of a vicious beat down.

Don't make me take you down to crippletown.

by mindfreak11 February 4, 2010

chippety chip

the annoying habit of females (particularly wives and long-term girlfriends) to talk relentlessly at you without any purpose, direction or joke. much like the continuous and never-ceasing noise of a chainsaw cutting through a tree, or a woodpecker pecking away at some bark.

1. i was trying to watch the fulham game and all she did was chippety chip for the whole 90 minutes

2. 'so i was looking at these 50 different places to get my weekly facial....'
"oh woman stop with that chippety chip, im getting ear-ache"

by barnes boyz July 14, 2009

cripplydick

A specific kind of shit faced bastard who likes to fuck with everthing that you think is cool.

Shane is a cripplydick, im gunna huck rocks at him.

by cockpushups May 24, 2006