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A weak gesture or gift, intended to gain favor with the recipient(s), but actually has the opposite effect.

After working at the company for 25 years they cringegifted me a pre-printed "Thank You" card. WTF?
He showed up to the potluck with a cringegift of McDonalds ketchup packets.
My co-worker actually expects me to spend eight hours packing his stuff for a cringegift of free pizza.

cringegift by OmnificUnderachiever February 4, 2026

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cringefiction

Cringey fan fiction

White bitch: Oh my gooood I just finished reading that One Direction smut. It was so fucking hot.
Boyfriend: You need to stop reading that cringefiction.

cringefiction by chrisp apples September 14, 2016

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CringeKitty

CringeKitty aka Jacob is meme for stupid make dumb ass MS paint animations and using Movie maker to edit said animations on a small site know as YouTube

GhostFire-who?
xd-Haydes-no comment

Luceniken-i wonder how he found this website -_-
Spooky yeets-edits are not cringekitty is not cringe

CringeKitty by CringeKitty December 10, 2019

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Cringecity

Place or places negatively effected with multiple amplitudes of cringe that you immediately book a flight out of this planet
or

City greatly affected by cringe

Person 1: Hey, lets watch a hour long pewds compilation

Person 2: I would rather drink bleach

or
Person 1: I am so angry, going to the comment section

Person 2: You mean Cringecity

Cringecity by sabs101 June 22, 2016

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cringedicted

when something or someone is making you cringe but you can't stop watching.

I was watching virgin diaries on TBS and became cringedicted.

Even though I was so tired once I started watching 90 days fiancee I had to cringe watch the show because I became cringedicted.

cringedicted by Kylechyle September 18, 2019

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Cringeuit

When someone is playing hard to get and they are so annoying

Now i am cringeuit of this person.

Cringeuit by Darjajaja May 2, 2020

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cringeify

To make cringe.

Dude, why did you have to cringeify your videos with stale jokes?

cringeify by amogus_susmaster May 16, 2022

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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