Person A, shoving a hot dog in Person
B's face: "Heyyy, wakey wakey, it's time to get up,
heyy look at the time."
Person
B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the
guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
Person
B: "Oh, right!"
Person A continues to shove the hot dog.