crie

the act of crying and dying at the same time

this homework makes me crie

crie by queen rachet February 8, 2015

crie da 

Friend, from an AMA with Cookie Monster.

"Cookie Monster is crie da with Chris Traeger."

crie da by IAmBroom February 9, 2019

Walla crie! 

A expression widely used in the ghettos of Italy when shit goes down.

Ayy I just got myself a new piece.
Walla crie! that's lit

Walla crie! by KMTS August 15, 2017

Peam Crie 

What you believe to be a cute deer in the woods making a squeeky sound is really a wet anus leaking on the forest leaves.

I was walking in the woods when I heard a peam crie. It bought tears of joy to my eyes.

Peam Crie by Drawkcab Gnik January 27, 2011

i crie

The I.T. version of "crie"
To cry and die at the same time

Co-worker: Business partner is calling again, it looks like they serviced the wrong printer.
Me: I crie

i crie by Diztro June 7, 2018

crier 

someone who cries

Wow, Jimmy's such a crier!

crier by Sir Felipe February 14, 2020

*Cries in Gucci* 

Definition: A rich and famous person who makes an apology video who "cries" in the video even though they know their faking it and has a better life than someone else.

Omg, Famous person made an apology video and they just *Cries in Gucci* for the whole video!

*Cries in Gucci* by Dr. Pluto September 12, 2020