crief

craic thief

a person who has no personality and therefore steals other peoples mannerism, wit, stories or banter in order to fit in and seem cool. similar to a swacker.

plural: criefs

a bunch of dudes were on a trip and came up with a slogan for it calling it vulgaria. it is strictly used by the guys who were there as they were the only people who witnessed the debauchery. a guy who was not on the holiday keeps reminissing about storys that happened as if he was there but he wasnt.

loser: me mate done banged two whores in an alley in vulgaria it was so funny
girl:that sounds crazy
dude: you werent even there you crief

by jazpit August 18, 2013

crief

Raised brevity, derived from combination of hilly and meaning deduction relating to brief

Bit of reactionary crief, not so, chief.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

Osmar Crief

A dick sucker and a jobber. Most known for being Omar Cage's son/shadow

Random GOT jobber: Yo Osmar Crief, your prime was like 2 years ago you washed ass jobber/

by Minecraftbrewer9919 August 30, 2022

chief box-a-porno

Chief Box-a-Porno was the leader of an obscure group of nomadic masturbators in the late 1990s. Being of little means, they spent most of their time scouring the land for the bare necessities like food, warm shelter and discarded pornography. "The Chief" was well known for his quality stash which he carried with him at all times. During the colder winter months, The entire tribe would often time spend weeks in my Mom's basement jacking to the Chief's fabulous collection. The group disbanded in the mid 2000s due to the "Great Tissue Shortage" of 2004.

Wow, that Chief Box-a-Porno was a great leader...What more can you say about that fucking guy?

by Pete Negwaski! October 4, 2017

Chief Keef

The highly intellectual and most prolific philosopher of the 21st Century also known as “Sosa” who spreads words of infinite wisdom through the expression of music and other sources.

“The purpose of nature is the advancement and development of life”. - Chief Keef

by Tedd September 17, 2018

Taqiyyist-in-Chief

Refers to Barack Obama, who as President never missed an opportunity to support an Islamist cause, nor to denigrate Jews or Israel. Derived from the Islamic practice of Taqiyya: To lie to the face of your enemy in order to lull them into complacency, whilst you gain sufficient military or political strength to destroy them, as they rely upon the (absent) truth of your assurances.

The Taqiyyist-in-Chief said that Iran will NEVER get a nuclear weapon on his watch, and that inspections of Iran's nuke facilities will be "ironclad."

by Phuqit October 7, 2015

Creefie

A photo which depicts persons photographing themselves. The subject of the photo is unaware they have been captured photographing themselves.

"That creefie of David Beckham and his kids just doesn't feel right."

"This magazine has absolutely no substance it's just one creefie after another."

by Sputafuoco September 15, 2014