cresswell

a slutty girl
also known as a box of assorted creams

oh man, check out that cresswell, shes such a cock wash

by tygra April 7, 2008

Cresswell

An absolute fuckass, with no sense of humour and that should,promptly, be shot, repeatedly.

Cresswell cries when handed back a homework that fails to get more than 90% and he is 16.

by mjp537 September 22, 2005

Karl Cresswell

Buys a ps5 but won't purchase any games because he's a dog nonce and spends all his money on pedigree biscuits to lure the victims

I'm such a Karl Cresswell I had to poodles last night but couldn't play tdm.

by Blaineyp November 13, 2021

Peter Cresswell

Vietnamese prisoner of war, later turned philanthropist after suing the US government to the tune of 5 billion dollars. More recently known for educating students on the ways of Guerrilla warfare, as well as his remarkable sweat patches on his shirts.

Ah remember Peter Cresswell's sweaty armpits?

by knobblecock January 6, 2022

Riley Cresswell

Riley is a person who you can count on to play with most of the time but can also be a hardcore gamer

Riley Cresswell is a god at games

by ReeceRice November 22, 2020

Rhys Michael Cresswell

Black and offensive

Rhys Michael Cresswell me and sad

by Cocksucker800 March 5, 2023

Criswelled

The act of attempting to buy a reasonable amount of beer or liquor for a person or group of people but then purchasing more then intended due to only spending a little more money

Leslie went to the liquor store to buy a six pack of beer but upon arriving noticed a 12 pack for only $3 more. She left with the 12 pack, she was criswelled.

by aslcihsuslaze April 23, 2011