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kyle cressey 

a gay lord from the future that is obsessed with halo 3 and will some day buy a WOW subscription
kyle cressey by Anon_111 March 7, 2009
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A bad ass drummer, one of unstudied natural ability.
Person 1 "Man, that drummer was so badass!"

Person 2 "Yeah, I heard he never took lessons, he's a real cresley."
cresley by archibaldcraven February 14, 2014
when a man's penis is hard and he is ejackulating sperm
Creshendo by Matt November 22, 2003
When your Mum finds your buttplugs but doesn’t tell you about it.
Oh shit, I got cresseyed
Cressey by Monsterman224 January 30, 2025

Callum Cressey

worlds most attractive and famous welsh model,actor,singer,songwriter and all around funny guy, be careful though he does like men
hey thats callum cressey, hes hot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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