Cressey

When your Mum finds your buttplugs but doesn’t tell you about it.

Oh shit, I got cresseyed

by Monsterman224 January 30, 2025

kyle cressey

a gay lord from the future that is obsessed with halo 3 and will some day buy a WOW subscription

kyle cressey is a noob

by Anon_111 March 7, 2009

Callum Cressey

worlds most attractive and famous welsh model,actor,singer,songwriter and all around funny guy, be careful though he does like men

hey thats callum cressey, hes hot

by pseudonym thing June 10, 2021

make your babies crosseyed

make your babies crosseyed — one of the cursing powers attributed to groups reputed to have acquired occult knowledge through the use of sympathetic magic.

The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.

ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.

Mess around and find out!!!!

Avoid infuriating anyone reputed to have occult or magical powers; they can put a mojo on your balls and make your babies crosseyed.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 14, 2023

Cresselia

One of the Pokemon characters. It has a blue and yellow swan-like body with pink rings around it, and a crescent moon ornament on its head. Said to cure the nightmares that its counterpart Darkrai causes with bright green feathers called "Lunar Wings". It is a Psychic Pokemon.

I have a Cresselia in my Diamond game.

by Rory Jones May 16, 2008

cresse

Another word for "crazy", except it's way funner to say.

"Ethan went skydiving 5 times today!" "We all know that he's sooo cresse!"

by AJ 143 December 23, 2014

Chloe Crissey

An original babe who works out non stop, is loyal to her friends and family. Is fun loving, has the greatest haircut. Men and women fall in love with a Chloe crissey at the drop of a heartbeat. She is secure and a classy yet hobo hippy chick. Ambition is contagious. She is amazing all around. She is a badass bitch that has your side ride or die kind of chick.

I met the hottest Chloe crissey last night at the gym, I had to walk two hours just to get a chance to talk to her when her headphones battery died “

by Overeducatedunderachievinglose May 25, 2019