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Craptical 

Antonym of practical. Something faulty or useless.
You gave me this very craptical electric room stove burner and we’re sitting and freezing here in dark as all fuses are gone
Craptical by Sqbany February 2, 2021

Cryptical 

When someone is being cryptic and cynical at the same time.
Mad girlfriend: "Oh, right. Well if YOU don't know what you did, you loser, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you."

Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. Stop being so dang cryptical."
Cryptical by John Sturtevant December 24, 2008

Craptical Illusion 

The moment when you think you smell a fart, but nobody actually farted.
Your standing with a buddy and suddenly smell what you think is a fart so you say "Hey man, something smells like shit. Did you just blow ass?" And he says "Na man, you must be having a Craptical Illusion!"

Creatical 

Owner of the greatest writing and rapping skills; Creator of the greatest freestyles, audio tracks, cyphers, and of course, text verses.
"Creatical can serve everyone"
Creatical by Anonymous March 6, 2003

Cretinous-Cretinalias 

A Latinised-sounding high-brow word for a dumb-arsed dumb-bunny, usually being one with incipient learning difficulties, who thus is going to spend half his life in a mental funk because he can do nothing right and the other half tormented by the question of why he can do nothing right, and so, in the evolutionary stakes, is in fact a born loser.
I suppose that in describing your behaviour you’d have to be called a cretinous-cretinalias, if only because you look so confoundedly like a classic one.
someone or something that is considered creepy or weird
Brian is the most creptical person I know.
Creptical by CrepticalPoem March 17, 2020