creevis 

multi-purpose word for anything that is gross, nasty, ugly, creepy, stinky, or otherwise.

"that guy's so creevis", "your outfit's pretty creevis today" "what the creevis!" (can also be shortened to what the c)

creevis by heather marie presley July 6, 2008

Creenis 

Short for Creepy Penis

When you stand outside your front door naked for a decade, you are a Creenis.

Creenis by DonnysElement March 17, 2015

Creeism 

When someone named Cree has a very unpopular opinion and talks about it way too often

Is Cree gushing about the Spongebob Musical and Phineas and Ferb again? Gosh, that Cree and his creeisms!

Creeism by CreeLikesCats November 28, 2017

creevin 

alternate spelling (corrivin) V. (to creev) N. (Creev.)

1. Telling people that you are going to do something and then not answering or returning phone calls or contact attempts until at least the next day.

2. Hypocritically complaining about others acting a certain way (particularly those who are in romantic relationships) then when put in the same situation acting exactly the same way.

3. Speaking in a tough-guy manner while using an exorbitant amount of hand gestures and awkward pauses to amplify your point.

4. At any time wearing a bright orange winter jacket and super warm stocking cap w/ sweatpants in temperatures up to but not exceeding 75 degrees to any sort of occasion.

5. Making outrageous claims about yourself or members of your family accomplishing feats that may or may not be true and cannot really be proven. Exaggerating to a point that only you really believe

6. Constantly acting like super tough guy badass to male friends then suddenly becoming a goobing pussy douche when talking to girlfriend/love interest/ girls. Over the top softening of voice and unconventional excessive pet naming are characteristic of the creev.

1. (voicemail) Dude seriously, I thought we were meeting at 10, what are you fucking creevin on me?.

2. Dude, Joe is seriously pussy whipped, I can't even get ahold of him and he used to bitch at me constantly for not hanging out when I was with Mellissa. I never thought he would act like such a creev.

3. Joe: (with exorbitant hand motions and awkward pauses) Look BRA. When you Date A chic. As hot as Nikki. Maybe You'll fucking Get It dude. Im trying To Get Fucking Laid Tonight... bra.

Alex: Dude you are creevin hardcore right now.

4. self explanatory

5. Dave: Dude check out this 10 point buck that I shot on vacation.

Jim: Not bad bro. But when I was like 4 I stalked a 24 pointer and killed it with my knife. Also did I tell you that my great great grandfather invented buck hunting?

Dave: Dude don't be fucking creevin on me like that. Not cool

6. Joe: Hey man did you make up with John yet?

Paul: Dude Fuck that faggot He's a pussy i'll beat his ass if I ever see him again. Because I'm super tough. (phone rings) Oh hey baby boopy I'm just hanging out with Joe, Yeah you know I love you right? who's my smoochie smoo...

Joe: Good lord you're too creev for words.

creevin by DaveBrown May 28, 2011

cerevisaphile 

A devout lover of beers.

"That guy, over there, at the other end of the bar. He just ordered an $8 IPA. I bet he's a cerevisaphile."

cerevisaphile by Beer Drinker January 10, 2008

creepist

Someone who has been caught acting in a creepy manner and is forever known as a creeper. To attain this title one must be caught in the act performing a creepy behavior like accessively staring at someone.

Ryan is a convicted creepist. Joe caught him jerking it to a picture of an eight year old boy.

creepist by RyanMPrince March 3, 2009

Carpe Cerevisi 

Derived from Carpe Diem which means seize the day. Carpe Cerevisi means Seize the Beer.

To My Fellow Friends "Carpe Cerevisi"
Why Don't You Carpe Cerevisi.

Carpe Cerevisi by NobhillMafia November 24, 2009