Creeching 

Hungover/delirious. Also, drunk/delirious.
Often is shown by people to have had very little sleep with much to drink.

Guy 1: DUDE! I can't stop laughing! I think I'm still drunk from last night! Why are we at McD's at 8:00 am!?

Guy 2: You are totally creeching right now, but so am I! Let's get some more hotcakes...

Creeching by Menard0609 December 7, 2009

Creeching 

A state of filth that you are happy to sit in. Usually after a night out, but not always.

Being a creach;

- Lying/sitting down
- Stained clothes
- Greasy hair
- Cups of tea everywhere
- urge to get into the fetal position ever few hours
- Habitat has a strong odor of man (even if your female, your room will stink of man)

Guy 1 - "wuu2 today laa"

Guy 2 -"Doing fuck all today mate, had a pretty heavy night so Im just gonna be creeching all day"

Guy 1 - "Pigeon would be proud"

Creeching by kingofcreechDS September 23, 2012

Crouching Uncle 

The act of walking into your aunt's bedroom and finding your uncle with his boxers around his ankles, squatting over your aunt while serving up a PBR and creamed-corn induced hot carl into her waiting mouth... most often occurring while re-runs of the Dukes of Hazard or Full House are playing on the TV.

I went over to Uncle Jethro's after the Nascar race, and when I walked into the trailer Aunt Tina was in the midst of wiping the Crouching Uncle off of her mustache.

Crouching Uncle by Ryjamin October 6, 2011

red light creeping 

One or more slight forward movements by a motorist stopped at a red traffic light. A futile demonstration of impatience in the false hope that doing so will somehow cause the light to turn green sooner than by remaining stationary.

I watched a driver move completely into a busy intersection by red light creeping.

red light creeping by Carlinfan December 5, 2010

Clenching Chowder 

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.

After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.

Clenching Chowder by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015

you're creeping me out! 

To make someone feel really uncomfortable or nervous

By the weird look on your face you're creeping me out!

you're creeping me out! by workwithankur September 13, 2013

creeping turner 

A creeping Turner is a betting phrase used first in Thailand then more in the UK meaning a fun bet which starts small but then escalates to mammoth proportions through doubling up or adding to the original bet over time. Many people who have experienced creeping turner betting have described it as both terrifying but exciting

Ian had a creeping turner, he placed $5 about a month ago on Birmingham City winning the FA Cup and now he has $68000 riding on it!

I only wanted a fun bet but it ended up as a creeping turner! I got carried away and now am involved for thousands

creeping turner by GamblersRamblers February 10, 2014