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Another word for chemical relaxers (perms). Black women use straightening products that must be retouched every 6 to 8 weeks, and become reliant on them, like a crackhead to crack.
Sista 1: Girl, I gotta go to the shop every Saturday to get my hair did.

Sista 2: Why don't you cut off that creamy crack and go natural!
by MicaD December 20, 2005
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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The unnerving sensation that you feel when a mix of anal leakage, sweat and shame collect in your ass crack while you are just trying to live your life in peace. Also referred to as mud butt.
I drank two 40s of Old E last night and ate 12 White Castle rat burgers. Now this creamy crack won't quit and it is making me suicidal.
by Mad Squabbs July 27, 2017
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