Another word for chemical relaxers (perms). Black women use straightening products that must be retouched every 6 to 8 weeks, and become reliant on them, like a crackhead to crack.
Sista 1: Girl, I gotta go to the shop every Saturday to get my hair did.
Sista 2: Why don't you cut off that creamy crack and go natural!
Sista 2: Why don't you cut off that creamy crack and go natural!
by MicaD December 21, 2005
Get the creamy crack mug.The unnerving sensation that you feel when a mix of anal leakage, sweat and shame collect in your ass crack while you are just trying to live your life in peace. Also referred to as mud butt.
I drank two 40s of Old E last night and ate 12 White Castle rat burgers. Now this creamy crack won't quit and it is making me suicidal.
by Mad Squabbs July 27, 2017
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Get the cream crackered mug.Sid: You won't mind if I get the bubbles going will ya?
Roddy: Don't do this! I can't swim!
Sid: (Pulls handle) Bon voyage me old cream cracker!
Roddy: Don't do this! I can't swim!
Sid: (Pulls handle) Bon voyage me old cream cracker!
by FlushedAway June 2, 2017
Get the Bon Voyage Me Old Cream Cracker mug.by Teatard January 28, 2009
Get the Cream Crackered mug.It's where two men are carrying someone while fucking them in the ass, without a condom, and cumming inside.
(Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)
(Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)
Friend 1: Guess what I did with (Blank) the other day!
Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do
Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here).
Friend 2: W....what does that even mean??
Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up.
Friend 2: What is wrong with you two
Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do
Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here).
Friend 2: W....what does that even mean??
Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up.
Friend 2: What is wrong with you two
by Mew_Thing April 23, 2021
Get the cream crackered (sex edition) mug."Ah, bon voyage, me old cream cracker!" Said Sid to Roddy.
"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.
"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.
by evillweevil December 16, 2017
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