2 definitions by Mad Squabbs

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The result of a futile attempt to accomplish something only to leave things in a worse state than before you started.
Marcus thought he could fix his car himself, but now it's all fuckered up and his punk ass can't get to work.
by Mad Squabbs July 26, 2017
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The unnerving sensation that you feel when a mix of anal leakage, sweat and shame collect in your ass crack while you are just trying to live your life in peace. Also referred to as mud butt.
I drank two 40s of Old E last night and ate 12 White Castle rat burgers. Now this creamy crack won't quit and it is making me suicidal.
by Mad Squabbs July 27, 2017
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