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creamteam 

Any women that gets creampied, and their friends do as well; are the creamTeam
They are called creamers, that are part of the creamTeam
hey you know Ashley’s a creamer?
no way, thought she wasn’t part of the creamTeam
creamteam by wackpap! November 10, 2019
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shimshaw creamtime 

historically known to have ran a farm in Utica, NY and owned the largest cow recorded in history (called charles) and was the top in the milk industry in the olden times
"shimshaw creamtime."
shimshaw creamtime by clayxspooky February 25, 2021

creamedmonkey 

A man and wife who immensely enjoy the world of call of duty. It's easy to spot a real creamedmonkey in the wilds of C.O.D they'll be the ones who always finishes top of the board and shows a dazzling amount of flair as they charge the map.
Their usual habitat is kill confirmed but they have been known to thrive in environments such as demolition and TDM

Their weapon choice will always be the lesser used weapons such as the RSASS, PM9 and the MP412.
creamedmonkey's are indeed rare but once met are never forgotten
"Damn did creamedmonkey really score 6000!"
"There goes that tag rusher creamedmonkey
creamedmonkey by Minoater September 17, 2012

creambeard 

When a male uses his ejaculatory liquid to form a layer of creamy goodness on his partner's chin, resulting in a beard-shaped glob of semen.
Yo man, Keyshawn was telling me how he gave Sheniqua a creambeard last night.

Jayshawn's sister forgot to shave her creambeard before going to school on Monday. Gross!

Tonight I'm going to rail Laquonda, then give her a creambeard to rival Albus Dumbledore's.
creambeard by Rufas April 13, 2008

Cream Team Commander

The Cream Team Commander is someone who creams (ejaculates softly, as to where it doesn't shoot/squirt, but instead prompts to ooze out of the cock/vagina) uncontrollably. Cream Team Commanders often have the best orgasms with toe-curling pleasure.

CTC's (Cream Team Commanders) are often found or heard having sex frequently which often leads to an ability to attain sexual stimulation and climax more efficiently. As CTC's are having intercourse, they are also going through a recruitment process. They find out if their sexual partners are suitable to join The Cream Team. Their partner will either Cream or Squirt after sex. If they cream then they may be accepted onto the team.

The Squirt Squad are The Cream Team's mortal enemies.

CTC's are often into the kinkiest sex possible, this is due to boredom of generic sexual stimulation. Once you achieve this role you have had so much sex that you have tried most of the generic positions and techniques in most places it is deemed "acceptable" to fuck.

CTC's partake in extreme kinks. These kinks also reveal techniques that have never been to be used by the mortal man. It comes as natural knowledge to CTC's. These techniques are named "The Forbidden Jutsu". Being a CTC is not for the faint hearted or the weak. Only the top 0.001% of the human population are able to achieve this status.

Join us.
Person 1: Hey sis, I just creamed for minutes. It was so good
Person 2: Really?! That's Cream Team Commander material! You should join our Cream Team!
5 YEARS LATER
Person 1: Thanks for recruiting me sis, I'm having so much godlike sex!
Person 2: It's no problem sis, you were clearly one of the chosen ones!

Creamjeanery 

Any person, place, thing or idea that is able to make one cream within their jeans.
Oasis' "(What's The Story) Morning Glory" is a work of pure musical creamjeanery.
Creamjeanery by ScottyTheCheapBumBum September 4, 2009

Dreamteamcrack 

Dreamteamcrack is one of the best Minecraft Youtuber edit/fan account on tiktok with currently 31,000 followers. This account was one of the first Minecraft edit accounts that has blown up on the app; their first video posted in july of 2020 getting over 180k views and 40k likes. With a total of 2,621,306 views across the 24 videos posted, the videos never receive below 15k views. Minecraft Youtubers such as Dream, Sapnap, and Georgenotfound call themselves the Dream Team, and are very popular at the moment with hundreds of fan accounts being made for them. Although Dreamteamcracks videos are mainly about the Dream Team, other Minecraft content creators such as Wilbur Soot, Karl Jacobs, and Nihachu appear in some of the other videos. A few months ago on twitter this fan account on Tiktok received a lot of back lash for a video they posted. Many said the video was inappropriate and “taken out of context” but the creator meant no harm and the tweets were deleted. Some friends of Dreamteamcrack are other fan accounts such as Sapnapsbitch, iknowimcrazy, georgenotfoundisdaddy, and many other large fan accounts for these Minecraft youtubers.
1. “Have you seen Dreamteamcracks new video?? SHE POPPED OFF”

2. “Yeah i follow dreamteamcrack on tiktok, who doesn’t??”

3. “Dreamteamcrack is my favorite edit account for the dream team”
Dreamteamcrack by knittedsweater October 20, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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