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creampuffed 

When a man ejaculates in your nostril i.e. nostrils
I awoke with my boyfriends dick in my face, only to find a white hot explosion of semen bursting up my nostrils. boyfriend: "You've been creampuffed!"

CREAMPUFFERY

A DISORDER THAT CENTERS IN THE MIND, IN WHICH THE SUFFERER BREAKS DOWN OR CRUMBLES UNDER THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF DISCOMFORT OR ADVERSITY. THIS CONDITION IS COMMONLY FOUND IN COLLEGE STUDENTS AND IN-HOME SALES REPRESENTATIVES.
" I'M CONCERNED THAT OUR NEW GUY SUFFERS FROM CREAMPUFFERY. ALTHOUGH HE'S BEEN IN THE INDUSTRY OVER TEN YRS, HE IS VISIBLY SHAKEN AND TRAUMATIZED BY RESETS AND 1-LEGGERS."
CREAMPUFFERY by Lee Desk January 31, 2019

creampuffcoookie 

best kokoro stan and best mutual. makes bad mood good mood instantly happy
- did you see creampuffcoookie 's video?
-no
-would you say no to deez nuts too

Creampunk 

An underground counter-culture that focuses primarily on late 60's and early 70's British rock.
"Yeah these Clapton bootlegs are totally CREAMPUNK..."
Creampunk by TaurusDude999 August 21, 2012

creampuff 

someone that is a short wimpy person
shut it creampuff. you got nothing on me
creampuff by shastro July 31, 2011

creampuff 

someone who's soft, and gets mistaken for a girl first time. sceney weenies straight killah
lyk omgz matt is tha biggest creampuff ever lawlz rotflmao !!
creampuff by lolnicole January 21, 2008