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creampuffed 

When a man ejaculates in your nostril i.e. nostrils
I awoke with my boyfriends dick in my face, only to find a white hot explosion of semen bursting up my nostrils. boyfriend: "You've been creampuffed!"

CREAMPUFFERY

A DISORDER THAT CENTERS IN THE MIND, IN WHICH THE SUFFERER BREAKS DOWN OR CRUMBLES UNDER THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF DISCOMFORT OR ADVERSITY. THIS CONDITION IS COMMONLY FOUND IN COLLEGE STUDENTS AND IN-HOME SALES REPRESENTATIVES.
" I'M CONCERNED THAT OUR NEW GUY SUFFERS FROM CREAMPUFFERY. ALTHOUGH HE'S BEEN IN THE INDUSTRY OVER TEN YRS, HE IS VISIBLY SHAKEN AND TRAUMATIZED BY RESETS AND 1-LEGGERS."
CREAMPUFFERY by Lee Desk January 31, 2019

creampuffcoookie 

best kokoro stan and best mutual. makes bad mood good mood instantly happy
- did you see creampuffcoookie 's video?
-no
-would you say no to deez nuts too

Creampunk 

An underground counter-culture that focuses primarily on late 60's and early 70's British rock.
"Yeah these Clapton bootlegs are totally CREAMPUNK..."
Creampunk by TaurusDude999 August 21, 2012

creampuff 

someone that is a short wimpy person
shut it creampuff. you got nothing on me
creampuff by shastro July 31, 2011

creampuff 

someone who's soft, and gets mistaken for a girl first time. sceney weenies straight killah
lyk omgz matt is tha biggest creampuff ever lawlz rotflmao !!
creampuff by lolnicole January 21, 2008
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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