creampuffed
I awoke with my boyfriends dick in my face, only to find a white hot explosion of semen bursting up my nostrils. boyfriend: "You've been creampuffed!"
creampuffed by G-man 'n Hyrogliffic June 13, 2013
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CREAMPUFFERY
A DISORDER THAT CENTERS IN THE MIND, IN WHICH THE SUFFERER BREAKS DOWN OR CRUMBLES UNDER THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF DISCOMFORT OR ADVERSITY. THIS CONDITION IS COMMONLY FOUND IN COLLEGE STUDENTS AND IN-HOME SALES REPRESENTATIVES.
" I'M CONCERNED THAT OUR NEW GUY SUFFERS FROM CREAMPUFFERY. ALTHOUGH HE'S BEEN IN THE INDUSTRY OVER TEN YRS, HE IS VISIBLY SHAKEN AND TRAUMATIZED BY RESETS AND 1-LEGGERS."
CREAMPUFFERY by Lee Desk January 31, 2019
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National Creampuff day
On September 5 you go around and use the code word “Creampuff” on a bunch of people. Hold their hand or flirt. If they are educated and don’t like you they will call you butter cup.
National Creampuff day by Ravenhood_kittie October 18, 2019
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Creampuff Inhaler by Verygæ August 23, 2021
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