butt-load

Generally referred to as a large amount of something, especialy money.

"A butt-load chad? How much is a butt-load? Da Doug! 1000 Dollars. Based on the fact this one time I shoved 5 dollars up my butt and I know I could fit way more up there. Way more! Easy!

by Jefferson October 05, 2002

Dead Elvis

Something that was bound to make it big,like in Vegas, but failed.

How about that ad-agency? Nah, that was just a Dead Elvis.

by Jefferson August 25, 2004

SEPTA

The Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority. They control the buses and trains in SE PA. Typically, ghetto and poor people use these means of transportation.

Jamal got capped on the SEPTA bus.

by Jefferson January 03, 2004

Squelfish

A word used by Jess and Jess only. It is illegal for anyone else to say it. I am not going to put the definition because if you are a Jess you will be smart enough to work it out. SQUELFISH IS A REAL WORD AND YES IF YOU ARE A JESS YOU CAN USE IT IN SCRABBLE

Eg. “YOU’RE SQUELFISH”

by Jefferson June 04, 2020

www.fluffycow.com

quite literally the most incredible human on the face of the planet. She is hot af and has the coolest hair ever. They should never underestimate themself EVER because she is swag and epec

hey! did you see www.fluffycow.com ‘s lastest tiktok? Their makeup was awesome!!!

by Jefferson June 25, 2021

sexually frustrated

horny

Abbey is sexually frustrated constantly. She needs to be relieved.

by Jefferson October 05, 2002

Waterfloof

the most common word in the language of Sassy Cow Land

Meaning status - unknown by everybody except Katie Jess and Elizabeth

WATERFLOOF

by Jefferson June 08, 2020