-(customer) "cranberry juice"
-(bartender)...nods and gives customer his drink
-(other customer)"cranberry juice, my girlfriend drinks it when shes having her period.......are you having your period?"
-(customer)........(waits about 3 seconds)
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A type of juice that is only good if it is 100% cranberry juice. It is not good if it is cranberry juice (with grape, pear and apple juice). It is also not good if it it cranberry juice (from concentrate).
Cramberry juice is any energy drink or a beverage loaded with caffeine and/or sugar that you drink while studying (or more appropriately, cramming) for a bigtest or exam.
Jimi: Hey Joe, get me some cramberry juice.
Joe: Dude, that's 10 Red Bulls tonight!