creambag

When you have a paper bag with a puff pastry in it. Also a fun little name to call your friends!

Example 1: “Guys, I got my creambag!”
Example 2: “Let’s go, you creambags!”

by lalapoopsie January 28, 2024

Creamage

verb - to cream one's pants

A more feminine version of 'to jizz in one's pants'
When a ladies natural lubricant has erupted in her under garments.

a Man Beauty is in vision...
"Pwoar! I just creamed my pants - that's a mighty fine Norwiegian Man Beauty"
"Oh the creamage"

Can also be replace the lyrics 'Jizzed in my pants' to the song with the same title.

by Victoria is you God June 9, 2009

creamballed

The process of loading a balloon full of random semen and breaking said balloon over someone's head, etc. and so forth

Bro, I got creamballed

by Korean Cheesecake September 29, 2020

Creamball

A new sex act - It begins as a creampie which then the recipient of the creampie (vag1) then squats over the recipient of the creamball (vag2) who is on her back, ass in the air, assuming proper cumdumpster position. So named because it resembles a creampie/snowball combo.

Once you start the creamball sit back and enjoy!

man, what did you do this weekend?

check it out, so I thought I was giving my girl a creampie, but then she hopped up and squatted over her roomate Jennifer, and it turned into a creamball, shit was so cash!

by xXxAxcisxXx January 13, 2010

Creamage

An instant orgasim; A release of seminal fulids onto ones self

Oh my god. . .Was that Katherine? Creamage!

by Mastadavid July 1, 2006

Creamballs

When a man, after masterbation forgets or is unable to clean the cum off his balls.

Dude i forgot my tisue last night when i was wanking and i got such bad creamballs

by nobjockey June 14, 2008

Canadian Creamball

Two opponents lay on their backs, with their feet together. Each whip their dicks out as they open their mouths. Both attempt to ejaculate in each other's mouth while singing the Canadian national anthem. Once someone fills their opponents mouths with cum, they win. If either of them swallow or stop singing they automatically lose.

what do you mean we can't play Canadian Creamball during recess? This is outrageous!!!

by Sgt.unicorn March 22, 2017