4 definitions by Sgt.unicorn
Someone who flips out when you screenshot a snap when you were just doing it because you can't read what it says in time
Snapchat cunt:WHAT THE HELL!!! WHYD U SCREENSHOT IT MAN!!! PHUCK YOU!
Person:I CANT READ A PARAGRAPH IN 10 SECONDS, CHILL THE PHUK OUT AND QUIT BEING A SNAPCHAT CUNT!!
Person:I CANT READ A PARAGRAPH IN 10 SECONDS, CHILL THE PHUK OUT AND QUIT BEING A SNAPCHAT CUNT!!
by Sgt.unicorn July 8, 2016
Two opponents lay on their backs, with their feet together. Each whip their dicks out as they open their mouths. Both attempt to ejaculate in each other's mouth while singing the Canadian national anthem. Once someone fills their opponents mouths with cum, they win. If either of them swallow or stop singing they automatically lose.
by Sgt.unicorn March 22, 2017
A Republican, or conservative of any sort, that publicly denies actual science, or draws all their information from "alternative facts".
Person 1: Dude, Donald Trump is such a Douchenozzel, he pretends climate change isn't real and wants to ban Muslims for bullshit reasons.
Person 2: Yea I know, he's an unobservative pussygraber
Person 2: Yea I know, he's an unobservative pussygraber
by Sgt.unicorn February 9, 2017
The point in which you have been sitting on the toilet, constipated for 7 hours straight, and haven't even managed to pinch out a little tootsie roll after eating KFC fried chicken for breakfast. All the sudden, you realize it's 4 o'clock in the afternoon, and it's time to move on with your pathetic and ever so boring and stupid existence, you let out a fucking war cry, shouting out "MAXIMUM EFFORT" start holding your breath as hard as you can, while you release the KFC crackin into the abyss of Davy Jones' locker, followed by the guy sitting in the stall to your right shouting "SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO POOP HERE"
by Sgt.unicorn June 23, 2017