cream your jeans

To ejaculate in your pants.

Little Jimmy "creamed his jeans" when the cheerleading squad did their splits.

by Steve July 22, 2003

cream your jeans

(variants: pants or silkies may replace jeans, in may be added) to orgasm in your pants due to excessive sexual excitement(the second variant is said of females)

Did looking at her big breasts make you cream your jeans?

by Light Joker June 1, 2006

creaming your jeans

When someone gets overly excited about complete bullshit for absolutely no reason

Donald stop creaming your jeans it’s just a video game

by Spenny69420 September 1, 2020

cream in your jeans

to have a sexual orgasm with only visual stimulation

Your going to cream in your jeans when you see this hot, new girl

by KK special September 24, 2003

cream in your jeans

when youwatch way too much porn and you just blow a load off in your jeans. It creams up your boxers and gets nasty after a while

yo man, i was watching some awesome porn the other night, and I creamed my jeans
cream in your jeans

by Little Gords March 18, 2007