cream cakes
Take a warm cupcake (store-bought is fine, too, just microwave it). Cut it in half and stick your hard dick in between the two pieces. Then squeeze and stroke until you cum.
cream cakes by Tok Kim April 17, 2004
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butterscotch cream cakes
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Cream Cake Day
September 29th, the day that women get to enjoy sexual liberation and a layered cream cake, by having sex with three men, one after the other, until they all cum inside her.
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Cream cake poisoning
Flipped. Bat shit loco. Coined by Dave Lister In the UK Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf episode "Bodyswap" after Rimmer makes off with Lister's body. Being a hologram, Rimmer had not been able to eat real food since dying and went overboard.
Food included cream cakes when "doing a runner" in Starbug and tried to bluff shooting himself to prevent Lister reclaiming his body.
Term used when somebody has gone nuts, and it can only be attributed to going as to be poisoned by cream cakes.
Food included cream cakes when "doing a runner" in Starbug and tried to bluff shooting himself to prevent Lister reclaiming his body.
Term used when somebody has gone nuts, and it can only be attributed to going as to be poisoned by cream cakes.
Rimmer: Leave me alone or you-know-what happens.
Cat: He's bluffing.
Rimmer: I'm not bluffing.
Lister: I think he means it, man. He's flipped. It must be cream cake poisoning!
In everyday use:-
Guy 1: Did you see Fred the other day? I think he's gone nuts!
Guy 2: Must have cream cake poisoning.
Cat: He's bluffing.
Rimmer: I'm not bluffing.
Lister: I think he means it, man. He's flipped. It must be cream cake poisoning!
In everyday use:-
Guy 1: Did you see Fred the other day? I think he's gone nuts!
Guy 2: Must have cream cake poisoning.
Cream cake poisoning by LoneDragoon90 November 15, 2009
ice cream cake
the wonderful deliciousness that is chocolate ice cream on top of cookie crumbs on top of vanilla ice cream.
ice cream cake by xooxbritt January 20, 2009
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