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A load of stringy ejaculate that manages to stay in long piece.

"I shot a cream beam right on her face!"

Length: From forehead to chin

cream beam by DiddleDoodleDickNoodle September 11, 2016

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Cream Beam

Ejaculating into a vagina and then proceeding to perform oral on said hole until point of ejaculation when you proceed to shove their face into their vagina

Give er’ the ole’ cream beam

Cream Beam by Saakio Balli January 21, 2021

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STEAM DREAM BEAM CREAM

Endorphous occasionally answers his mobi pho with this phrase. It's true meaning is not known, however the term was coined around the same time as "a nailed christ hand" & "on claw towel gin".

A Steam Dream Beam Cream.
Hi,is Norman there?
He's gone.

STEAM DREAM BEAM CREAM by Cwips February 15, 2004

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Moon beam ice cream

When the frequency is so vigorously omitted -> ice cream.

Moon beam ice cream is fun

Moon beam ice cream by Da frequency May 31, 2025

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Jim Beam me your cream

When you’re drunk off the Jim Beam bourbon that your hookup brought and you still owe them so you spread them and get bred. Usually a Grindr situation.

Guy 1: so now that you drank the whole bottle of Jim Beam…
Guy 2: Jim Beam me your cream

Jim Beam me your cream by Twunk102 June 28, 2026

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creambeard

When a male uses his ejaculatory liquid to form a layer of creamy goodness on his partner's chin, resulting in a beard-shaped glob of semen.

Yo man, Keyshawn was telling me how he gave Sheniqua a creambeard last night.

Jayshawn's sister forgot to shave her creambeard before going to school on Monday. Gross!

Tonight I'm going to rail Laquonda, then give her a creambeard to rival Albus Dumbledore's.

creambeard by Rufas April 13, 2008

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creambeard

When a male uses his ejaculatory liquid to form a layer of creamy goodness on his partner's chin, resulting in a beard-shaped glob of semen.

creambeard by Rufas April 12, 2008

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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