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Crazy-lady 

An insane woman that lives in Abbotsford Cove and kicks us out of the pools there that we swim in. Calls the school we attend and tells them that we were jumping off the roof into the pool and throwing toilet paper at each other. Takes photos of us doing it and then we get busted. Partols the pools so that she can "catch us in the act".
Shit, here comes crazy-lady, grab your towle and make a break for it!!!
Crazy-lady by Aegis February 10, 2004

Village crazy lady 

The old woman that lives nearby that isn't quite sane. Usually says things that sound wise and ridiculous at the same time.
Moana's grandmother is the village crazy lady.

Crazy Cat Lady 

A woman who loves her cats more than people
Usually by the name of Teagan
She's a crazy cat lady

Crazy Cactus Lady 

Cra·zy Cac·tus La·dy
/ˈkrāzē ˈkaktəs ˈlādē/

A teenager going through a "phase" that will probably last a lifetime. She owns many plants and has a strange love (addiction) to cacti. Even though she's scared of labels, she calls herself a vegetarian, not a vegan, because she is scared of labels. She is almost dating that guy (that everyone is sure is gay), but does't call it dating because she is scared of labels. She probably has some kind of label-phobia, but doesn't want to know it because that would be another label (and she is scared of labels). Crazy cactus ladies don't have a religion because while not being scared of what happens after you die, they are scared of labels.
Haley is a crazy cactus lady, but doesn't admit it, because she is scared of labels

crazy cat lady 

An elderly suburban widow who lives alone and keeps dozens or more pet cats, usually many more than municipal code allows, in a small house, and refuses to give away or sell them even for the sake of the safety of the cats or herself.
Tonight's episode of CSI featured a story where a little girl killed a crazy cat lady with a ball point pen.
crazy cat lady by Shamis February 10, 2005

Lady crazy

When a female goes crazy with emotions and stops thinking before she act or speaks.
Ur girlfriend gone stright lady crazy buddy.
Lady crazy by Mybigavocado January 16, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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