craybonics 

Language of crazy people.

"I don't understand that nut! She speaks in craybonics."

craybonics by notasquirrel March 27, 2014

Crayonista 

One who performs strategic transport planning with a box of coloured crayons/pens, using them to draw lines on a map, without thinking through the implications.

"He thought of a way of linking two train lines together without any thought of how it could be achieved. He is such a Crayonista"

Crayonista by The Ploughman July 28, 2018

Cryonics 

Sometimes called "cryogenics," It is the amazing, severely underrated science of preserving legally dead people in a biologically alive state until nanotechnology permits reanimation. It can now be done without brain damage thanks to formula M22 cryoprotectant. To avoid power failures, they use a highly reliable, electricity-free liquid nitrogen system. they are legally and contractually required to keep all patients in storage until reanimation is possible. It can be paid for by life insurance benefaction. There are two options available, the whole-body and the neuro. the neuro is a head-only procedure for those who trust the regenerating medicine can regenerate the neck-down body. the benefits are more careful preservation of the brain and lower cost.

Ted Williams is a cryonics patient at Alcor. He chose the neuro option. Animation will be restored to him in the year 2046.

Cryonics by Ballz To Da Wallz January 20, 2011

Chatbonics 

Use of acronyms and derived mutations to shorten frequently used terms and phrases on the internet.

Classic Chatbonics:
LOL: Laughing out loud
ROFLOL: Rolling on the floor, laughing out loud
BRB: Be right back
AFK: Away from keyboard
OMG: Oh my god!

Chatbonics by melissamalicious May 8, 2012

cambonics 

The intentional restatement of language as it was originally presented by the author during a business meeting in an unsuccessful attempt to make oneself appear to be intelligent.

Cameron resorted to using Cambonics during our meeting this morning because he had no idea what to say when asked a question about marketing campaign management.

cambonics by Juice January 27, 2005

cybonics 

words or language used when talking about technology, especially computers.

we were talking about putting together a new computer, but she didnt understand my cybonics.

cybonics by Meathook March 25, 2004

Crayonism 

The practice of worshiping crayons.

Hey, what's with all the crayons?

I practice crayonism.

Crayonism by Nulzek April 4, 2010