Crawbonics 

1. A newly developed system of terminology intended for use only by obviously Caucasian men who would rather be of African descent, or anyone who wishes to make fun of the previously mentioned Caucasian(s).

Kyle: word dats boot doe!
Jimmy: dude i hate you so much. you are WHITE so stop speaking in Crawbonics.

Crawbonics by r1e2d4s5o7x8 September 14, 2009

Chatbonics 

Use of acronyms and derived mutations to shorten frequently used terms and phrases on the internet.

Classic Chatbonics:
LOL: Laughing out loud
ROFLOL: Rolling on the floor, laughing out loud
BRB: Be right back
AFK: Away from keyboard
OMG: Oh my god!

Chatbonics by melissamalicious May 8, 2012

cambonics 

The intentional restatement of language as it was originally presented by the author during a business meeting in an unsuccessful attempt to make oneself appear to be intelligent.

Cameron resorted to using Cambonics during our meeting this morning because he had no idea what to say when asked a question about marketing campaign management.

cambonics by Juice January 27, 2005

craybonics 

Language of crazy people.

"I don't understand that nut! She speaks in craybonics."

craybonics by notasquirrel March 27, 2014