crapundance 

1.A great or plentiful amount of crap.
2.Fullness to overflowing of crap

Sign in public restroom: Beware Crapundance

crapundance by CB Smith December 28, 2004

crapulance 

1. Despair, heaped upon one's self due to being found-out to be a total, lying, jackass without a clue.

2. The utterance of total, unabashed bullshit, while maintaining the appearance of unwavering belief in what you are saying.

1. After losing the election, the president huddled in the corner of his hotel room under the weight of his own crapulance.

2. That fucker is spewing out total crapulance man!

crapulance by D Morris July 16, 2008

crapdance 

a dance popular with toddlers/small children. occurs when a shit
is held in for too long resulting in pain and or discomfort in said child. not wanting to tell anyone for wanting to keep play. the child then starts to dance also know as the potty dance though the latter is normal related to the bladder.

child's thought: hmm now let me see play or shit ill wait an hour and then go
mother:!!! oh god u shit your pant!?!?!? why didn't you go in the crapper
child:you said many bad words
mother: o lordy lordy why didn't i go ahead with the abortion i should have known you were doing the crapdance the whole time

crapdance by yukyuk April 16, 2009