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crapshoot 

1. A toss up, roll of the dice, or a gamble. Anything could happen.
2. Taking a bet purely for the action of it, not based on the odds in one's favor.
3. In poker, making a call for a large amount purely on a draw just to take a chance at the reward.
1. My internet connection has been a crapshoot lately with all the storms and power outages.
2. That team has been up and down lately but I got a good feeling about tonight, at the least it's a crapshoot.
3. I figured I'd take a crapshoot and try to catch the flush on him after his comments at the table all night, would have been straight crenshaw to piss that prick off.
crapshoot by Dave.R. July 1, 2006

Bohemian Crapsody 

When an individual attempts to sing Bohemian Rhapsody and sounds horrible, like something between a bat and a dying whale.
Dude, enough with the Bohemian Crapsody. You're killing my ears.

bohemian crapsody 

When shitting, no fewer than 3 musical pitches are achieved, preferably at harmonic intervals. The flatulent chord then resonates against the porcelain walls of the toilet.
"Mom, i made a bohemian crapsody can you help me wipe??"
bohemian crapsody by slugj3lag June 26, 2012

Fare Crapshoot 

An attempt to ask people on a bus that only accepts change to break one dollar bills so that you can pay the fare.
"If the Bee-Line bus system accepted dollar bills, then I wouldn't be doing a fare crapshoot right now."
Fare Crapshoot by tyankou December 22, 2009

crapshot 

A screenshot of a bug, usually done by QA for the software developers.
- My screen is half grey!
- Could you please take the crapshot, grandma?
- sends whatsapp message
- Oh, why have you pulled the task bar all the way up?
crapshot by bugpower March 12, 2014

Holy Crapshot 

Half a shot glass of vinegar and half a shot glass of pure cinnamon after eating a habanero chilli
Person 1: Truth or dare

Person 2: Dare
Person 1: do the holy crapshot
Person 2: nah f**k that
Holy Crapshot by Holy Hellshot January 28, 2021