Crapdagger

A particle or flake of some kind of food remnant in poop that is sharp enough to cut someone's anus as they crap it out.

Guy 1: How'd he end up in the hospital?
Guy 2: He ate some really old and stale chips, and his anus got all torn up from the crapdaggers.

by Serjeh Somogath June 24, 2010

crowdagger

Super hot butch trans woman

I prefer butch girls, but they pale in comparison to crowdaggers.

by Amanda Panda Monium August 27, 2011

crapdamner

1.a person who is a master of all things crapdamnish
2. a person who is full of crap

1. Wow, Savannah is the all-mighty crapdamner

2. Dude, look at that ugly crapdamner

by Rebekah Rivers September 4, 2008

Crapagge

The combination of crap and garbage. Only to be used in extreme situations.

This vegan burger is total crapagge.

My grandkids are being pieces of crapagge for not visiting me.

by Werewolf4life September 7, 2023