crapcap

Alternative version of asshat.

Don't be such a crapcap, crapcap.

by Greg K Nicholson August 31, 2004

craptapper

The performer of anal sex; e.g. tappin the crap. The receiver would thus be the craptappee.

Elton John is a piano playin craptapper

by cornfritter July 22, 2012

crapcast

It means that comcast is crap:Crapcast.
or Comcrap.

I hate crapcast. They suck.

by John May 13, 2005

CRAPapulting

The art of throwing or hurling a projectile piece of feces (crap) either humor or animal a great distance without the aid of explosive devices. CRAPapulting is best executed durring the winter months when the feces (crap) is able to harden, thus allowing you to execute the proper distance that you are capable of throwing. CRAPapulting is also best executed when using some sort of shovel or your hand (hopefully covered) to Crapapult the feces (crap).

Hey, look at those guys running on the bicycle path, get some turds ready, it's CRAPapulting time!

by Brocklanderz5 March 19, 2011

craprappier

a mix of crap and crappier

- by ellu and vanu

damn dude, i had a craprappier day today like seriously

by therealiconicdynamicduo November 3, 2017

crapnap

When you pretend to take a dump at work just to sleep in the stall.

After lunch, I took a 20-minute crapnap. Boy, was that refreshing!

by McLandshark March 22, 2007

Crapcadian Rhythm

The time of day you usually have to poop; the body's poop cycle.

My crapcadian rhythm is set for 7 am, so I make sure to be the first one to use the bathroom before my girlfriend wakes up and overtakes it.

by Shut the front door November 12, 2011