crapcap

Alternative version of asshat.

Don't be such a crapcap, crapcap.

crapcap by Greg K Nicholson August 31, 2004

craptapper 

The performer of anal sex; e.g. tappin the crap. The receiver would thus be the craptappee.

Elton John is a piano playin craptapper

craptapper by cornfritter July 22, 2012

crapcast 

It means that comcast is crap:Crapcast.
or Comcrap.

I hate crapcast. They suck.

crapcast by John May 13, 2005

CRAPapulting 

The art of throwing or hurling a projectile piece of feces (crap) either humor or animal a great distance without the aid of explosive devices. CRAPapulting is best executed durring the winter months when the feces (crap) is able to harden, thus allowing you to execute the proper distance that you are capable of throwing. CRAPapulting is also best executed when using some sort of shovel or your hand (hopefully covered) to Crapapult the feces (crap).

Hey, look at those guys running on the bicycle path, get some turds ready, it's CRAPapulting time!

CRAPapulting by Brocklanderz5 March 19, 2011

craprappier

a mix of crap and crappier

- by ellu and vanu

damn dude, i had a craprappier day today like seriously

craprappier by therealiconicdynamicduo November 3, 2017

crapnap 

When you pretend to take a dump at work just to sleep in the stall.

After lunch, I took a 20-minute crapnap. Boy, was that refreshing!

crapnap by McLandshark March 22, 2007

Crapcadian Rhythm 

The time of day you usually have to poop; the body's poop cycle.

My crapcadian rhythm is set for 7 am, so I make sure to be the first one to use the bathroom before my girlfriend wakes up and overtakes it.

Crapcadian Rhythm by Shut the front door November 12, 2011