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a car that is typically a piece of junk and destined for the crusher at the local junk yard. In some budget or racing circles a crapcan is the car of choice for competitors who race for 7 to 24 hours straight. Crapcans will never get you the girl or earn you "street cred" but can win you the race although not likely.
Man that thing in your garage is such a crapcan! You should take it to the junk yard.

No way! That is the only race car I can afford and I bet I can win a race with it.

Maybe if it doesn't catch fire first!
crapcan by porkchops22 April 26, 2011
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anything manufactured by the company known as belkin.
an example of a crapcan is crim_'s belkin model F5D6231 wireless router.
crapcan by crim_ January 27, 2008

CRAPCUNTS 

Cartoony Roster of Assorted Player Character-Underpinned Netplay Team Shooters. An acronym used to describe multiplayer battle arena FPS games with generic character classes and a distinctive Western artstyle. Inspired by the term ASSFAGGOTS.
"Hey man, you wanna play Overwatch?"

"Nah, I don't play CRAPCUNTS."
CRAPCUNTS by JohannesBusgo June 13, 2016

crapnana 

A banana that is overly ripe-almost rotten, and therefore not as good as a regular one.
"Gee, thanks for the crapnana shake Beth...it tastes funny"
crapnana by piffle July 6, 2006

crapcast 

It means that comcast is crap:Crapcast.
or Comcrap.
I hate crapcast. They suck.
crapcast by John May 13, 2005

Crapmanistan

A word for countries which are considered to be third world, or merely subpar. This specific term is used generally for countries around the middle east with names which are unfamiliar and/or hard to pronounce.
I asked Sally what country we were bombing, and she shrugged and said, "Crapmanistan."
Crapmanistan by cool4dude April 29, 2005

Crapcadian Rhythm 

The time of day you usually have to poop; the body's poop cycle.
My crapcadian rhythm is set for 7 am, so I make sure to be the first one to use the bathroom before my girlfriend wakes up and overtakes it.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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