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crap off

used by people who dont like to swear as a bad insult.. used instead of fuck off and sounds completly retarded, try to avoid using it. often sounds posh when ya use it
Tim: haha, your mums nose looks like a penis

Eddie: oh, crap off

Tim: hahaha, wotz that meant to mean? crap off hahahaha
by X~jimmy~X June 16, 2007
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knock the crap off

(verb) to stop saying bullshit in songs.
by Fangsta March 18, 2003
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Off Tap Crap

The Off Tap Crap, discovered by the Greek is a method used after consuming a tablet or tablets of ecstacy. The process involves disposing of bodily waste and inadvertantly causing the performer of the act to become Off Tap. Also known as pill shit, pill spill, eccy eruption and lollie loo.
Fuk man, im so Off Tap right now ay. Just had my Off Tap Crap. Im feeling great!!

off tap crap pill eruption lollie munted
by Pill God June 22, 2009
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bench off the crap

a phrase used to tell someone to:
-Be quiet
-give me nachos
-i like turtles
-your stupid
-ruby and sarah are good names for babies if you want hot children
-google it i dont give a shit
-i just farted and it smells so bad, need to lay off those nachos
-or used randomly in a sentance just to interrupt their conversation to annoy them
Originally comes from the song "get your crap off the bench" by the small and not well known acapella group "ruby sarah and friends voice" but was changed while the perfomers sang the song whilst drunk.
Person 1: Ohhhh, i just got a text from..
Person 2: Bench off the crap, no one gives a shit
Person 1: aw :(
by giantone September 10, 2012
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Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!
Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!
by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023
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