crap faced 

A redneck term generally used to describe the effects of excessive alcohol consumption.

Last night I drank pert-near a whole 12er of Natty Ice. I pissed the bed cus i was so CRAP FACED.

crap faced by B - I - double F March 22, 2007

crap face 

bein full of shit

ted ur a crap face

crap face by scootster123 April 27, 2009

Face Crap 

another term lazy punkish scene kids use for their make up. originated randomly one day from the mouth of a girl who did not want to sound too girly. Most people may find it rather disgusting, but it's all in the attitude.

i gotta go wash my face crap off now. ttyl.

Face Crap by AshBlash333 August 4, 2010

Face Crap 

1. (n.) What my cat left waiting for me to step in as I entered into my dark bedroom; solid to semi-solid regurgitation.

2. (n.) The verbal projections of an assface or assmouth.

3. (v.) The process of regurgitating said crap (-ed, -ing).

"Ugh! What the..."

*flip lightswitch*

"Dammit Liger, couldn't you find a better place to face crap!"

Face Crap by a guy with face crap on foot September 11, 2009

Baby Crapface 

Alarmingly cheap kid with an excessive amount baby fat on his face. As well as this travesty he/she smells of baby feces.

hence.... baby "crap" face.

Only two documented sitings have occurred of Baby Crapface. One spotting was at Woodward High School and one is rumored to be the night time male server at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Oregon,Ohio.

sits next to baby crapface in crowded McDonalds... puts arm around him. makes meaningful eye contact.
"What's up BABY CRAPFACE!"

Baby Crapface by mrparka December 27, 2011

Crapface 

1. Insult given to any jerk (See also; Squishface)
2. Term of endurement given to friends
3. A man with crap on his face

"Hey, you little crapface..."
"Let's go, crapface."

Crapface by Paul W March 24, 2004

crapface 

something said after "hey" and before "why don't you blow it out your ear?!"

Hey crapface, why don't you blow it out your ear?!

crapface by moe February 2, 2005