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crapface 

something said after "hey" and before "why don't you blow it out your ear?!"
Hey crapface, why don't you blow it out your ear?!
crapface by moe February 2, 2005

CrapFace 

A word used to describe democrats, liberals, gays, and hippies.
John Kerry is a CrapFace.
CrapFace by cRiDi May 6, 2005

Crapface 

You are a stupid Crapface, Ryan!
Crapface by Waldo Wellerton February 7, 2005

Crapface 

A term of endearment for a person or relative that you love dearly. Like a brother or a spouse.
Why are you such a crapface?!
Crapface by Domminickotine January 13, 2019

Baby Crapface 

Alarmingly cheap kid with an excessive amount baby fat on his face. As well as this travesty he/she smells of baby feces.

hence.... baby "crap" face.

Only two documented sitings have occurred of Baby Crapface. One spotting was at Woodward High School and one is rumored to be the night time male server at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Oregon,Ohio.
sits next to baby crapface in crowded McDonalds... puts arm around him. makes meaningful eye contact.
"What's up BABY CRAPFACE!"
Baby Crapface by mrparka December 27, 2011

Arabian Crabface 

When you give someone the Arabian goggles and you have genital crabs and you get crabs in their hair and eyebrows
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