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crap dusting 

To fart or to pass gas when there's no danger of anything solid coming out with it.
I knew there was something making me feel uneasy, but after a little crap dusting I felt just fine.

crap dusting 

(v) - When a person has to take a crap so bad that when they pull down their pants to mount their throne, they produce their gassy emmissions all the way down to the toilet seat as if fertilzing the area and their own nostrils.

(v) - Same as above except on a larger scale when one can not wait till they get to the bathroom and begin their emmissions from some point outside the bathroom. This person will often fertilize more than their own nostrils.
"Man....after all that Chinese food, my butt was crap dusting all the way to bathroom!!"
crap dusting by Phrase Generator February 20, 2007

Crap Dusting 

Let one rip right before leaving a store and be sure to do a lap around the perimeter to tickle the nostrils of all the unlucky patrons.
"Dude, i just crap dusted the shit out of Blockbuster"

"what the hell is crap dusting?"
Crap Dusting by BlumpkinAftermath January 3, 2009

crap dusting 

Farting while walking or walking while farting. (silent or audible)
I crap dusted my way down the sidewalk.

I was crap dusting as I walked away from her.
crap dusting by Bubbacop March 12, 2009

Crapdusting 

The practice of breaking wind while walking past somebody else.
Rudy crapdusted the whole section; he's one crapdusting bastard!
Crapdusting by Vlad the Impaler September 21, 2006

cropdusting

The act of starting at one end of a person-filled room, ripping a nasty fart (the "thick" ones are better, as they cling more), then moving briskly to the other end of the room, staying ahead of your own stench, yet "dusting" the rest of the room with your flatulence.
I quickly went out the door to avoid blame after cropdusting the room.
cropdusting by Aftershock October 29, 2004
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