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crankwank 

To furiously wank your shit in all different directions.
You gonna wank later?

Yeah, but I’m gonna crankwank instead.
crankwank by Booty stealer June 17, 2024
Words you can keep
Movement of the crank out of stock specifications. All cranks have L to R movement, to some extent, but an excessive lateral crank movement has bad reprocussions, such as hitting/grinding/destroying the crank sensor. A "walking" crank necessitates an engine rebuild.

Any car can crankwalk, but Mitsubishi Eclipses, Plymouth Lasers, and Eagle Talons with a 7-bolt motor are notorious for this problem. No recall was ever released as the problem was said to be isolated to a bad batch of cranks, which represented a fraction of the produced cars. Various theories of why crankwalk occurs and what years are most suseptible exist, but none are proven. General consenus is poor oil flow is one cause, and later model years seem to suffer less.

Contrary to popular opinion, any car can crankwalk; Manual, auto, import, domestic, turbo, manual, racecar, beater. All have walked, and all have a chance of walking.
My dsm crankwalked on me, but thankfully my dsm has broken down often enough to make me a real mechanic.
crankwalk by Awdhooptie April 10, 2005

crackwalk 

Verb which defines the kind of walking style adopted by crack addicts on a mission to get more crack. Typically eyes down, shoulders up, hunched over, listing to the side and small, fast steps.
Can't stop and chat mate, I'm running late, gotta get my crackwalk on.
crackwalk by Stu & Sez May 7, 2007

clackwanker 

(n. idiot/stupid man of low intelligence v. Man to loudly self gratify in public)

Etymology of Clackwanker - Janey Godley Scottish Comedian/Political Commentator 20**/19 Scots
Man acting stupidly in public = (v)clackwanker

Man talking rubbish with no substance or credibility = (n) clackwanker
clackwanker by amalkadog September 30, 2019

Crankandstein

A none mythical fireman with very large feet, the name refers to the conceptul size of his penis. The subject is one who others find to do the dirty jobs and bail others out of trouble.
Capt.- son anyone with feet that big has got to have a crank that looks likea baby's arm holding an apple.

Crankandstein- yes captain, i' ll remove the door for you.
Crankandstein by Kadiddlehopper17b November 5, 2009

cantwankerous 

Irritability caused by a situation that prevents one from having the opportunity to masturbate.
When relatives came to visit, Joe found himself unable to get any privacy and became increasingly cantwankerous.
cantwankerous by ladydady December 11, 2015

crankshank 

A sexual position; when you crank it and then you shank it. Considered to be very gruesome and painful, but somehow erotic.
Only real men can perform a crankshank
Me, Stacy, and Carla did a three-way crankshank last night. I'm still really sore.
crankshank by twilulu December 29, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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