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crack house

An establishment of some kind where people make, deal and smoke crack cocaine. This could be a house, an apartment, or a shack to name a few, similar to a coke house.
“You can always find a dealer at the crack house.”

"All the crack heads go to that crack house to smoke."

"The police raided a huge crack house and confiscated over 1000 rocks!"
crack house by IceWarm October 31, 2004

Crack House Movie 

A movie that babysits the children while the parents do hard drugs in another room. Usually a straight to TV movie or some other $5.00 bin Walmart bullshit played on a cheap DVD player.
Little Billy was watching the Crack House Movie classic "Zookeeper" starring Kevin James on high volume while his mother smoked meth with her "friends" upstairs.
Crack House Movie by Dr. Amosite April 10, 2021

crack house

A house or apartment where crack cocaine users smoke crack, socialize, and pool resources to get deals on crack. Involves a fairly stable cast of characters with new people usually being introduced by somebody known to the house. Should be nearby to a trap house or crack spot, which are places where crack is sold for profit. Crack houses provide an easy introduction for the crack scene newcomer who may not know where the crack spots are, or who is unknown to dealers, as people at the crack house will facilitate obtaining crack as necessary.

Use of the crack house generally involves paying a house fee (crack or cash) to the person or couple whose house it is. Crack houses are preferred by people who can't smoke at home or who like to smoke in a social setting. Females in the crack house may approach men to offer sexual services in exchange for shared crack, and such arrangements are viewed as normal in most crack houses, with sex sometimes occurring in side rooms and other times in public areas of the house.
Damn Stacey got the best crack house. She don't let no dudes be beggin' and they is like six fresh chickenheads up there.
crack house by decl July 15, 2014

crack house

An apartment where crack smokers gather to... Well, smoke crack.
crack house by craig May 7, 2004

aunt jamimas crack house 

a aunt jamimas crack house is a cheap ass place where ill they have to eat is boxs of pancake mix and flour , a house or place where thiers alot of cocaine or crack or a home thats realy dirty
1.dude i spent the night at mikes last night.(what was it like?) nigga that shit was like staying in aunt jamimas crack house
2.bitch they had more cocaine than aunt jamimas crack house
3.dude clean your fucking room its starting to look more dirty than aunt jamimas crackhouse

Crack House Friend 

An intimately close kind of friend, not that you would smoke crack with, but that you could call and say "I'm in a crack house, and I'm scared for my life.", who would then do everything in their power to get you help or help you themselves.
Person 1: Hey, who's your best friend?

Person 2: I don't have best friends, I have Crack House Friends.

Person 1: Dag, yo.
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