4 definitions by thebaldinggremlin
A fully fledged puzzle enthusiast and extraordinaire whom correctly slots puzzle pieces at a ludicrous rate. The Slotter cannot be rivalled by any other puzzler.
"Watch out The Slotter is slotting at 100 slots per minute."
"The Slotter will defeat that 5000 piecer like harry defeated voldemort"
"The Slotter will defeat that 5000 piecer like harry defeated voldemort"
by thebaldinggremlin January 28, 2015
A mystical being that resembles Jools Holland, whom dwells in a grand piano and steals the limelight at various gigs and concerts.
by thebaldinggremlin January 15, 2015
An old aged tek raver whom takes a random assortment of narcotics, including internet research chemicals. Grandma is a inspiration to us all.
by thebaldinggremlin January 15, 2015
Similar to a beeriod, a ciderrhea occurs after a night of fully fledged scrumpy sessioning which materialises in taking your ass for a piss.
Crikey mate, i went to the toilet and it resulted in a fully blown ciderrhea!
I thought I wet myself but then i saw the brown ciderrhea skidding my undies.
I thought I wet myself but then i saw the brown ciderrhea skidding my undies.
by thebaldinggremlin May 25, 2015