Crank

A slang for meth

Person1 (stereotypically British) - Oi bruv, hand that crank over.
Person2 (also stereotypically British) - Yeah sure mate, how much do you need, also ya mum is peng

by vocal percussion June 16, 2020

crank

Meth amphetamine, aka CRANK is called Crank because it cranks you up, you are driven, full of energy, cranked up, like the volume on a radio, full blast, to the maximum. The idea that the drug is called Crank because it was smuggled in crank cases of vehicles is so ridiculous it is laughable. How much Crank do you think you could stash in the crank case of any vehicle, much less a motorcycle? Half a gram? What? And what do you suppose you would contain the meth in? Pour it into the oil, and then somehow retrieve it through chemical processes? Only a spun-out meth-head would buy into that belief. Ludicrous!

I did some crank and haven't slept in 3 days.

by funslinger88 June 7, 2014

crank

n. a crazy person, especially someone who purports to be a scientist or inventor who has discovered the answer to some important problem facing mankind, like curing all diseases, unlimited energy, levitation, aliens, etc.

He defends his claims with the most ridiculous pseudoscientific crankisms, and claims that the government/mainstream science/experts are suppressing the truth.

Sometimes cranks are businesspeople, selling such wares as Q-ray bracelets that align your chi using q ions to give you enhanced energy.

Probably the best known internet crank is Gene Ray, for his Time Cube site.

by Khashishi May 29, 2010

Crank

Somebody you know that’s weird as fuck and crazy.

Guy 1: Bro you know that girl Sophie?
Guy 2: Yea what about her?
Guy 1: Yea she tried to bite my dick off, what a fucking crank.

by Yurbo December 2, 2021

Crank

Crank (verb): stroke, as with a schlong; spank, such as with a monkey; lube (the chassis); beat (the cobb); wax
(tense) cranked, crankin', has cranked; "crankin' the shaft"

With big tits on my mind, I began crankin' my wang.

Since that honey wouldn't give me no trim, I cranked the shaft when I got home.

by wount November 21, 2019

crank

someone who is a bit of a twat or annoying you

"shut up you crank"
" your boyfrind is a fucking crank"

by jogonjon February 12, 2009

crank

A cheap form of meth made in trailer kitchens. often causes gritting of teeth, assholeyness, destruction, inability to pay bills, romantic relationships with ones aids infected cousin, and finally complete retardation.

1. Grary nd' nikole loves they crank.

2. The more CRNK I snort the mores i become the hulk.

by the magical muffin June 11, 2006