Crayrons

An artistic instrument most commonly used by a friend who claims to have a girlfriend that none have met. Said friend most often procures a picture of the most likely fake girlfriend, which is in fact drawn by CRAYRONS. Crayrons are not your ordinary colored wax stick, when used they create 3-D life like images, complete with complexion, all necessary physical components, and facial expressions. Crayrons are excellent at fooling the average buddy into believing the picture is real, and you do in fact have a girlfriend, but a trained eye can tell when a picture is really a crayron drawring.

So beware! That picture may very well just be a crayron creation, and "Susan" could be a carbon crayron copy of some chick form a magazine.

"Dustin, does this 'Brittany' really exist? I haven't seen her yet."
"Yeah, heres a picture."
"Dude, this is totally a crayrons drawring! I knew she wasn't real!"

Crayrons by usetheforze June 12, 2008

break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.

"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."

break your crayons by Irish Dave April 21, 2007

break my crayons 

causing someone grief for an unjustified reason

Should someone stand in front of the TV during the final moments of a big game would be an obvious attempt to break your crayons.

"Dude, why do you have to break my crayons all the time?"

break my crayons by Paul Kemp July 12, 2007

crayons 

if u don’t smell like crayons then leave.

me: yall know damn well what crayons i’m talking about

crayons by haha lol xd November 4, 2020

breakin my crayons 

when someone messes up your plans, brings you bad news when you are feeling good, etc.; similar to "rain on my parade."

- dude i got some pussy from that bomb bitch at the club last night!
- dogg she was 15
- man why you gotta be breakin my crayons?

breakin my crayons by j-$$ January 1, 2009

Crayons 

Wonderful devices built for consumption.

Some kid tried to make me eat a crayon when I was in like 3rd grade. I knew better than that, so I went and drank some gasoline! :)

Crayons by Not Zane September 21, 2004

break your crayons

Trying to ruin your day or moment by doing something childish, petty or immature - like some did in kindergarden.
Similar but to "bust your chops", "break your balls", etc but with the added element of doing something childish or immature.

"My neighbor is a ballbuster. He purposely ran his dog through my flowers because I wouldn't lend him my lawnmower."
"Don't worry he's just trying to break your crayons."

break your crayons by bebopnjazz April 29, 2007