crakmonkie 

1- one who is easily consumed with impulsive behaviour without caring what may happen or thought

2-a person who is easily addicted to things, to the point it may be consume large amounts of time

3- somebody who listens to the voices in the head resulting in random and off the all acts and thoughts

1- chi is a crazie crakmonkie

2- urban dictionary is crak for a crakmonkie(the object which a crakmonkie feens for)

3- did you hear what that crakmonkie just said

crakmonkie by chi the crazie crakmonkie June 8, 2009

crackmonkey 

a monkey who likes to get high

you fucking crackmonkey!

crackmonkey by Arfalarf January 28, 2004

crackmonkey 

Monkey on crack, or someone who acts like one.

"That Raul is so silly, he's such a crackmonkey"

crackmonkey by Your name December 8, 2003

crapmonkey 

One of many all-purpose expletives comparable to fuck, shit, damn it or bloody hell, typically uttered when something surprising and/or undesirable has happened. It is considered to be more whimsical and socially acceptable than blatantly dropping the f-bomb in public.

Usage of "crapmonkey" as an expletive is believed to have originated in suburban New England.

"Crapmonkey! I just stabbed myself in the arm with a friggin' pencil. How'd that happen?"

crapmonkey by Captain Crapmonkey February 7, 2005

crackmonkey 

a general outburst of frustration or anger. can be used in reference to a person, thing, or situation.

crackmonkey, my computer crashed!
you're such a crackmonkey!

crackmonkey by That One Girl January 22, 2003

crackmonkey 

any of the indigenous creatures dwelling within the grody, unpleasant anal regions of the person. Agitation of said creatures may result in unpleasant conditions and relations between the person and their ass.

Man, you are scratching yo' booty a bit much, there, Buddy. Is your crackmonkey irritated?

crackmonkey by Mr. P March 1, 2004

crapmonkey 

1. To be lazy
2. To be irritable because one is refusing to do what another asks
3. To be a disappointing individual
-ies

1. We are such crapmonkies when we are together.
2. You are such a crapmonkey! Why won't you move that box!

crapmonkey by The Sara December 29, 2007