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n. a sweetened, dried cranberry (unrelated to raisins)
Hot damn, these craisins are HELLA good. Thank goodness for Ocean Spray.
craisin by stellino September 4, 2003
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craizins 

its crazy raisins.... cuz when you open up a box of raisins they explode into a musical number which causes you to go insane... craizins is actually a medical term.
California Raisins Commercial (1986) (look into it!)- Sorry mrs. jones... your son is suffering from craizins.
craizins by ducksroc17 December 10, 2009
Craisis, proper noun, the alias of a specific computer geek know for server administration, the true example of a hacker, and illustrates the difference between hacker and cracker.
wow, your skills are like craisis's
craisis by David Stearns January 24, 2005
Dipping one or both testicles into your girlfriend's vagina while she's on her period resulting in said balls getting covered in blood so they look like big red raisins or Craisins.
"Dude I'm hungry."

"You want some of the Craisins I made with my girlfriend last night."

"Yeah, sure...wait."
Craisin by Ginormoz January 13, 2010
Another word for crazy, out of this world, mind blowing, ect. Created by Katelyn Walsh
Wow last night was fricken craisin!
craisin by katelynx123 March 14, 2009
crazy Asian. Often a useful term in college towns.
"Hey look, there's a couple craisin's studying in the park!"

or

"Did you see those two craisin's in the nerd parody of Jizzed in My Pants?"
craisin by Komrad Krunch November 10, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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