A very vile sexual act with multiple stages. In the first stage you would need to acquire a fellow by the name of Craig(preferably a male). The second stage consists of wrapping both of your penises in bacon and then your would fuck him missionary while eating the bacon off his dick. Finally the third stage you will you will put your penis that is covered in bacon and put it in Craig's mouth. He would then choke on it till all the bacon has been eaten.
Adjective Describes a dark age that the whole earth and universe has been taken over. The all mighty Craig which will awake from his almighty slumber. Fights to the death to take over the one rightful universe. Until the big kirk comes in to stop him to end the age of Craig.