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cracktivities 

Activities which are routinely associated with the sale and use of crack cocaine. Cracktivities are normally characterized by the desperate style with which they are executed. Cracktivities often include (but are not limited to) such things as:

1. the sucking/jerking on/off of trouser trout for a relatively small amount of money.

2. the typical smash and grab.

3. being secretly filmed by the police while you pace around in a hotel room, smoking rocks with a hooker, à la Marion Barry.

4. anything Amy Winehouse participates in while she is not in rehab.

5. anything the ODB participated in prior to his death (which was, of course, due to cracktivities).

6. most undertakings which occur within the confines or close proximity of a sketch pad.

When passing through the city of Memphis, it is highly advisable to keep one's car windows rolled up and avoid stopping if at all possible. This will minimize the likelihood of your becoming entangled with the inevitably omnipresent cracktivities.

Vampire Creativity 

A marketing term used to describe advertisements with overly-developed creative themes. Viewers remember the commercial, but not the product or service it's for.
"Hey did you see that commercial where the guy has to work with an office full of monkeys?"

"Yeah that was hilarious! What was that for again?"

"Dude, I have no idea."

(In reference to CareerBuilder.com's vampire creativity)

Captivity of negativity 

Being captivated by negativity. A form of depression in which you feel like crap and are falling down a never-ending gravitational spiral of negativity. Could also be used to threaten someone.

Used once by Theodore Bagwell (T-Bag) of Prison Break, and also once more by Gretchen of the same TV Series.
"I'm under the captivity of negativity"

"If you ever touch her you'll be under my captivity of negativity."
Captivity of negativity by Toxicfume December 18, 2008

Cracktivities 

"Look ahere Billy Joe Bob don't let your Cracktivities keep you from seeing your youngins on Christmas
Cracktivities by Psykrates September 26, 2021

Cracktivity 

Cracktivity

noun
plural noun: Cracktivities

1.
the condition in which things are happening or being done while a person or persons are on or under the influence of crack cocaine or methamphetamine.
"there has been a sustained level of cracktivity throughout the night"

2.
a thing that a person or group does or has done, typically late at night or in the early

hours of the morning, while a person or persons are on or under the influence of crack cocaine or methamphetamine
"Electrical projects were their favorite cracktivity"
"Those guys have clearly been at it all night busy with their cracktivity, you could hear them in the shed at 3am"
Cracktivity by TheLostWanderer January 23, 2019

Chronic Creativity 

You don't come down with it, you come up with it.
Does that guy have ADHD or something? No he suffers from Chronic Creativity.