2 definitions by TheRunningMoustache

A close friend who steals drugs from your winter stash, much like a raccoon in the wild.
Those bloody crackoons been snorting my coke again.
by TheRunningMoustache September 11, 2022
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Successfully pulling a female by using goofy charisma and providing satisfaction beyond her wildest dreams .
Hey Max how'd it go with that girl last night.

"I denziled her, obviously "
by TheRunningMoustache September 1, 2023
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