crackdork

crackdork is the combination of the word crackpot and dorkwad.

my brother is such a crackdork

by myssi August 1, 2007

Cracktorio

A game in which you automate and build factories that is so addicting that victims will forget to eat and sleep. Once someone are hooked there is no hope of them becoming a normal person again. It's common for people addicted to the substance to believe the factories they build resemble spaghetti thus making their mind forget that they have to acheive food by doing stuff irl. Another common side effect of the game is for the victim's wife and kids to leave them thus giving them more time to play Cracktorio and worsening the vicious cycle.

"This game community is so friendly and constructive! Maybe I should play some more Cracktorio?"
"I was busy playing Cracktorio all night and the week prior. Last week I played a total of 161 hours and I see no problem with that."

by RoadConstructor January 28, 2022

crackrockicle

Something that is totally wacky and idiotic as if on crack rock cocaine.

If someone does something really stupid or if something turns out to be bizarre, another person might say "That's crackrockicle!"

by E. Murphy June 25, 2008

Crackbook

An insult usually directed at an apple enthusiast which is a reference to the fact that mac books are sold to drug dealers in order to obtain drugs like crack.

Bro you're still using that Crackbook Pro?!

by The MGV July 26, 2019

crackbook

facebook. the most addictive website in the world.

'I tried crackbook for the first time the other day. I said I'd just use it once but I keep going back for more and more.'

by Cowboy Jim April 22, 2007

Crazydork

Used for that one person in your life that means more than anything to you. The one person who's been there for you through everything, including the bad. No matter what has happened, this person never stopped loving you. You can tell anything to this person without fear of judgement and can trust them with your life. A lot of the time this person is your very best friend in the whole world. A special place is set aside within your heart for this person, and you want them to always remember that.

This is basically someone who's so crazy and such a dork, that they can't be one or the other. We call them a Crazydork.

You are my Crazydork.

You're being such a Crazydork

by Fishy with a tophat March 17, 2013

joseppe crackoski

joseppe crackoski is a term used by cocaine users when visiting their local dealer, or when doing the drug.

Parent: Yo where are you going
Kid: Im going to Joseppe Crackoski's house.
Parent: What ni

by Dr. Emiele vaxximama April 2, 2019